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	<title>Synaptic misfires</title>
	<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net</link>
	<description>Embracing my inner nerd, geek, dweeb, and goober</description>
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		<title>Solidarity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lately, it seems as though my life, as well as the lives of many of those around me, is in a state of confusion and change. I fear that this summer, much like the previous, will be gone and its memories devoid of the joys that a long awaited summer should bring.
I gave last summer [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/08/10/solidarity/</link>
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		<title>Things that make me want to vomit&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would mention HOW LONG it has been since my last post, and really, I should even apologize for the lack of content around here, but that would just exacerbate the rumor that I happen to procrastinate things. I don&#8217;t know where that could have come from. Really. Who spreads such LIES?! I would never [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/06/26/things-that-make-me-want-to-vomit/</link>
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		<title>What makes me&#8230; me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have debated for some time whether or not to write this post. On the one hand, I really don&#8217;t want to hurt anyone&#8217;s feelings. On the other, I would like for once to be able to unleash my innermost feelings, perhaps even to those people that I might hurt.
Again, on the one hand, I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/06/15/what-makes-me-me/</link>
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		<title>Proof that I am the ultimate procrastinator</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My dear husband&#8217;s 27th birthday was on Wednesday and I am just now blogging about it. Now, I understand that a post about my husband and his birthday may not be the most interesting read for anyone other than, well, my husband. And maybe me, on a good day. Even so, I had every intention [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/06/13/proof-that-i-am-the-ultimate-procrastinator/</link>
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		<title>The flowerbed that nearly wasn&#8217;t</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The woman that owned our house before us added some really wonderful things during the short time she lived here. In the span of four months, she had the entire first floor redone with laminate hardwood, wired the living room for surround sound, and added a very nice deck to the back. Not to mention [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/06/03/the-flowerbed-that-nearly-wasnt/</link>
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		<title>The incredible transforming canine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We adopted Copper (OK, I&#8217;ll admit that technically we &#8220;bought&#8221; Copper. But saying that I &#8220;bought&#8221; a living thing seems rather crude. It also seems to me that we have yet to receive a return on that particular investment, so let&#8217;s just leave it with &#8220;adopted&#8221;, cool?) in February 2007. In fact, we brought Copper [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/05/29/the-incredible-transforming-canine/</link>
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		<title>I have learned how to live in filth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Spring is finally turning into summer around here (THANK GOD! AND JESUS! AND BUDDAH! WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE! YE BE THANKED!) and I could not be happier. Well&#8230; maybe I&#8217;d be a teeny, tiny bit happier if it wasn&#8217;t constantly raining. And if I had some flowers in my flower bed (I know. We are late. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/05/27/i-have-learned-how-to-live-in-filth/</link>
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		<title>The weird one sweating and perusing breakfast cereal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I have had enough time since my last post for the scrapes and bumps that I so proudly displayed to become full-fledged bruises of varying shades of green, brown, and purple. I tried to photograph some of the better ones but chickened out before posting them. I&#8217;ve decided that I&#8217;ll wait at least one [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/05/20/the-weird-one-sweating-and-perusing-breakfast-cereal/</link>
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		<title>Freelancing and wardrobe malfunctions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One often overlooked subject that is fraught with peril with regard to freelancing is wardrobe choices. Oh, I&#8217;m not talking about &#8220;dressing for success&#8221; or &#8220;professionalism&#8221;. No. I&#8217;m talking about function. I&#8217;m talking about choosing clothes that not only cover your body and look reasonably respectable, but also enhance, or at least maintain, your ability [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.ashleycallahan.net/2008/05/15/freelancing-and-wardrobe-malfunctions/</link>
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